Pushaman
One of my colleagues informed me, while waiting for the kettle to boil, that they had a dream last night in which I was the school cool dude, svengali and drug dealer, which couldn’t be further from the truth, really.
I would just like to point out that I was not cool at school. James Hanson once said that I “try too hard to be cool”, but being a ‘try-hard’ and actually being cool are two very different things.
Maybe I’m just making up for it now.